Don’t Cross Your Legs, Baby

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Don’t cross your legs, Baby
I wish to see such treasure
A beauty of a secret
Meant for our mutual pleasure
I’ll swing from the yardarm
I’ll pull out my sword
I’ll gouge out me eye
If you’re ever close to bored

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