Alternative Methods

I’m still having some issues around these parts. I haven’t made any long term decisions. In the meantime, if you want to find me I will be embarrassing myself on my TwitterMachine.

I also have a private Instagram account, if you’re feeling lucky.

Some of you have been great friends, some complete douchenozzles & there have been a few trolls. Overall, I’ve enjoyed my experiences here. I’m not saying goodbye, I’m just not willing to waste my time not achieving something. If you care, come find me. Who knows, I’m a moody bastard. I might be back here posting 4 times a day in the near future. I doubt it.



Let’s Scale Back The Sass


Let’s scale back the sass
You’re not hot enough to be this mean
Have you tried respect & a smile
Might result in something you’ve never seen
There’s no need to be this crass
People are much better when being kind
I’m not here to judge or criticize
There’re alternative paths, if you don’t mind
Fine, I’ll admit you have a great ass
You can’t always be this bitter & cruel
I’m going to need at least a smirk
Or I’ll be forced to challenge you to a duel