I Would Make A Great Housewife

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I would make a great housewife
You know me, with the sunny attitude
A Domestic Goddess sans the heels
But, I still do all my chores in the nude

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Devoid Of Personality

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Devoid of personality
Lacking in your domestic duties
But worse still
Ignoring your wife’s shapely booty
I just don’t understand
A queue for your chores
She’ll come wanting
The role of someone’s housewhore
Now, don’t you fret
I’m not going to step on toes
You still have opportunity
To provide all her throes

*previously posted on former blog