Cooking Bacon Naked Is A Dangerous Sport


Cooking bacon naked is a dangerous sport
You need dedication to withstand the pain
So it goes with love; to care for imperfect sorts
To love faithfully, knowing eventually no one remains


I’ll Send You Love Notes


I’ll send you love notes throughout the day

Explaining how much you mean to me

Instructions for the coming nightfall

Details & negotiations for once you’re free

We need to get rid of all the day’s stress

Let us forget about tomorrow’s obligations

I’ll start by removing my clothes first

It’ll be a beginning to your eventual inspiration