Grumpiest Hippie


I’m the grumpiest hippie of all time.

You can take your sunshine & rainbows


Shove them up your ass.


I’ve Had Enough


I’ve had enough
Of the criminals getting media spotlight
Crying that the cops were too harsh
But I can’t let my family go out at night
People would be a lot more polite, I’m sure
If we brought back duels at dawn
I’ll return to being a grumpy old white man
Now, get the fuck off my lawn