Robert Fulghum

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“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
― Robert Fulghum, True Love

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Don’t Cross Your Legs, Baby

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Don’t cross your legs, Baby
I wish to see such treasure
A beauty of a secret
Meant for our mutual pleasure
I’ll swing from the yardarm
I’ll pull out my sword
I’ll gouge out me eye
If you’re ever close to bored