The Summer Is Sweltering

The summer is sweltering

I’m trying to survive, so I have nothing on

The neighbor lady won’t stop staring

Perhaps I shouldn’t be out here watering my lawn

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The Calendar Denies It

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The calendar denies it
But on the beach it’s still Summer
Endless in this wretched heat
& all this chafing is a real bummer
So I have a better way to spend our days
Here’s another drink for your sunny attitude
Please hold mine as I dislodge my clothing
Do as you like, but I’m going to wade out in the nude