I Never Felt Comfortable On The Inside

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I never felt comfortable on the inside
It has only been right out on the fringe
The powers & the authorities defied
Freedom; swinging from society’s hinge

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I’m A Red-Blooded American

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I’m a red-blooded American
Aroused by red meat & microbrews
I enjoy my lazy suburban days
A swinging hammock; dreams of you
The Great Dane snoring beside me
Hunkered down in the cool green grass
It’s far too hot for movement
I wish you were here to wiggle your ass

You’re A Questionable Soul

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You’re a questionable soul
Lying in the Captain’s brig
After drinking his scotch
& wearing his wife’s wig
Definitely conduct unbecoming
Her voice sounding the alarm
The man knows your name now
Surely you’ll swing from the yardarm

*previously posted on former blog

Don’t Cross Your Legs, Baby

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Don’t cross your legs, Baby
I wish to see such treasure
A beauty of a secret
Meant for our mutual pleasure
I’ll swing from the yardarm
I’ll pull out my sword
I’ll gouge out me eye
If you’re ever close to bored